Thursday, September 27, 2007

Costume

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***19-29 on the season***

With Halloween coming up, how bout some athlete costumes:
OJ- walk around with an OJ mask and your old trophy's from Little League.. .and if you're Curtin and don't have any, buy some

Vick- wear a Vick jersey, carry around a noose, and a couple dogs on leashes

Bonds- Bonds jersey, needle coming from your ass

Joba- walk around in a white robe, because you might as well dress as God

Arod- buy a 1971 Roberto Rodriguez Cubs jersey and pretend it is Arod's

Mets- very simple, wear a choker

Grossman- Wear a Grossman jersey, a skirt (sexy rexy) and a blindfold with a football

Mickleson- dress as a golfer and wear a bra

Peyton- dress up as Manning, and turn a cardboard box into a TV and place over head

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I may have a small penis but Jordan still likes it just fine!

Anonymous said...

i dont get the costume of me.

Anonymous said...

because youre in every commercial on TV ya big idiot

Anonymous said...

oops...i just pooped my pants

Anonymous said...

Anybody watch Dirty Sexy Money?

Anonymous said...

I admit it. I had consenual sex with Jason Kidd in the back of a truck when I was an intern for the Nets. Its true.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else besides this guy going to the Giants vs. Eagles game this weekend?

Anonymous said...

What, what what? Michael! How dare you insult us cultured and intellegent people who drink tea and watch futbol. Going to an American football game? What has happened to you? Don't you realize ESPN is going to have coverage of this match?! How can you associate with those barbarians?! I am very disappointed in you and your decisions to lower yourself to such filth and insignificant way of life.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful use of the English language- a terrifically fluid piece of opprobrious prose: tactful, discreet and full of guile.

Seriously, anyone going?

BTW- i got these tickets from someone who used to penetrate a certain someone's GF...

Anonymous said...

I am sooo boring. How could anyone ever watch me?

Hi Mike Carey. Can you rub my feet tonight honey?

Anonymous said...

"I didn't call her a black bitch. I called her a bitch."

Anonymous said...

THAT is sexual harrassment and I am NOT going to take it

Anonymous said...

Hi All,

Sorry for not commenting yesterday on an excellent article, I was busy trying to get that guilty plea thrown out. Anywho, on the topic of costumes would anyone like to dress up as a little boy? Because I'm going to be a priest this year. Please let me know, I'll be in the Men's bathroom at JFK Airport, 3rd stall from the left.

Oh and Certane...hi big boy... :)