Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Rules and Regulations of the Great Ticket Debate

Alright, my brain is fried from a 3 hour exam followed by a 9 hour library session but Im going to give this a try

Golden Rule #1 whether playoffs or regular season, if dad wants to go, he goes
Rule #2- if you have a clear cut best friend who also likes the team, he goes
Rule #3- if you have a group of friends who would equally enjoy going to the game, you make sure not to invite the same one twice in a row*
*exceptional circumstances may apply (favorite player, returning a favor, etc)
Rule #4- you can invite a girl if none of your top tier friends can make it or want to go
Rule #5- you can invite a girl before your male friends if its an initial date where there can be a direct benefit from taking her (ass, affection, etc)
Rule #6- you scalp/sell/go yourself before bringing someone that doesn't deserve it

Now, for playoffs you do not bring a girl under any circumstances unless she would truly appreciate the experience
Also for playoffs you may elevate a friend's status based on his team's preference

I think thats all I have to say on this topic

Nuts and Bolts:
Yes Phil the Phenom is for real.. be patient Yankee fans, his time will come
Yanks fired their new conditioning coach today... got to laugh at that one.. i mean these guys are professional athletes not 5th graders, i understand why he had to go, but does anyone really believe he did anything to specifically affect the Yankee players hamstrings?

From day 1 i picked Phil Stacey to win idol... now he is eliminated (along with Chris Henderson)

Watching the Kobe Bryant show right now... can we get him jermaine o'neal for next season.. or even better KG??? Please

Anybody else looking forward to a Spurs-Suns EASTERN CONFERENCE SEMIFINAL ... are u serious.. if the Warriors beat the Mavs that becomes the de facto NBA Finals

So me and a few other of our readers have committed ourselves to atending this year's Preakness... i am a rookie to horse races, anyone have any suggestions?

I have to admit I was ready to move Dirk from my first tier to my second... I dont want to hear about matchups or anything else, if you are the MVP, and you are on a 67 win team, and your team is healthy THERE ARE NO EXCUSES... find a way... and wow did he ever the other night.. down 112-103 with 3 min left.. unreal

Rangers (cheaply or not) tied 2-2

Good read is the Tiger-MJ article, they just played in a pro-am together... can you imagine being the 3rd guy in that group

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't bother studying, you will still fail.

Anonymous said...

not to mention another blogger is going!

im putting $100 on Barbaro!!

Anonymous said...

Im a terrible lover!

Anonymous said...

not only am i so bored at work and have no friends to talk to or email, but my "thing" is leaving skid marks on all my underpants!

p.s. would i pay $100 to give kyle martino a hand job? absolutely.

Anonymous said...

Here is the real final word: Regular season, take whoever the hell you want, just don't be a dick about it. Postseason, this is what you do. Shove your tickets directly up your ass. Then tell whoever wants to go that they have to hold the tickets the entire time. Whoever is willing to hold the poopy ass tickets deserves to go. End of story.