Friday, May 11, 2007

Oh Ricky

What do Will Ferrell in Zoolander and Ricky Williams have in common? They both have a prescription for heavy doses of crazy pills.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2867381

Listen pal, I know you have an anxiety disorder or whatever and, use marijuana to self-medicate, and I'm cool with that.

Just keep thinking about the $8+ million you owe the Dolphins, how it's going to be impossible to pay off unless you stop smoking pot, and get back into the Heisman trophy, NFL leading rusher shape you used to be in. Then realize this is never going to happen, get anxious about that, and light up another doobie to calm yourself down...sounds like a vicious cycle.

Ricky, seriously, give it up. You're not playing another down in the NFL...ever.

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