Monday, October 8, 2007

The 'Aints are for real.

Is it the coaching? Is it the Quarterback? The defense that was always bad but for some reason regressed in the off season? What can a sports fan do when their team is probably one of the worst in the NFL? These are the questions that plagued me for just about 10 of the last 12 years. Now during my early days as a football fan, I was not as knowledgable as I am now(not that I know alot now, but I have an idea of what is going on). However, the added knowledge just adds to the pain, you can see certain packages that are not working, recognize patterns that the coach's playcalling is falling into, relying on things that last year worked better and refusing to abandon a floundering game plan.

Yesterday, I did not get to watch the Saints game in full, in fact, due to circumstances and corresponding Red Sox playoff games; it has been futile to try a sports bar to watch a New Orleans team. From the highlights and articles that I have read, it appears that the problem lies with the offensive passing game. It was this portion of the Saints attack that allowed them to strike quickly for first downs, move the chains and draw out longer drives while in doing so, keeping the weak defense off of the field. While watching the game on gamecast, I blamed Drew Brees for the incomplete after incomplete that popped up on the system. However, it appears that it is in fact the WR of the team constantly dropping the ball that has lead to the demise of the 2007 New Orleans Saints. The only thing, I can think when I hear this is that I am really glad that we got rid of Joe Horn. Seriously, what a great move. This is terrible, it isn't turning around any time soon. Robert Meachum needs to get on the field and prove that he was a first round pick.

On the brighter side, the Red Sox won last night, easily dominating the Angels and solidifying their status as the favorite to win to Series this year. Schilling looked great. Manny was amazing the whole series and appears to be fresh after the month or so off he took in late August. They are playing well and it showed in the sweep.

Upset of the week for next week?

St. Louis over Baltimore

Will it sting when A Rod is the World Series MVP for the Cubs next year after the Yanks get spanked in one of the next two rounds? I think it will.

Also, in related news, Manny's Home run from Friday night just passed over the Big Ben clock tower in London about 30 minutes ago. If it continues its' current trajectory it should reach earth's orbit in about 2 more weeks.

On the brighter side

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Certane, great article! I love reading about the sox big win. It reminded me about just how much fun of a series it was, watching together, celebrating together...getting the dominoes delivery guy to come inside and play strip poker with us after the game. Eating slices of pepperoni off each others chest...GOOD TIMES!

I'll see you later for monday night football. Go CowBOYS!

Hi TysyBUNS! :)

Anonymous said...

I think it is fair to say that we can all judge the quality of one's article by the amount of homosexual comments that follow it.

Please continue to write junky articles, I can't get enough of this man-on-man commentary!!!!

I too will see you later for Monday Night Football, CERTANE! I'll bring the beads!

Anonymous said...

Hi annoyed blog reader.....

:)~

Certane said...

umm, the homo remarks are pretty much uniform, welcome to beer sandwiches.

sorry the article wasn't about New York sports or just football picks.

but thanks for the input reader!

really enjoyed your comment!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Certane, don't forget the beers! They make the beads less painful.

Anonymous said...

I can not wait for tonight! Certane, who else is joining us?

I say we order from pizza hut and request the hispanic delivery boy. I know you prefer your men a little darker (as do I) and we both like the MEAT's lover DEEP dish!

Anonymous said...

Well it's Monday night and we're ready to rock!
Time to get all the hits, the bangs and the *ocks.
It's the game of the week that's comin' your way.
The Cowboys and the Bills are ready to play.
We gotta get ready, we gotta get right
Cause Monday Night Football kicks off tonight!

So get ready. I mean, get ready.
Are you ready for some football?! A Monday night party (w/ Me and Elton!)!

Cause all my rowdy friends are back for Monday Night!

Anonymous said...

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